ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via byericacameron)

piranhascantsmile:

do you think anyone has ever yelled “DICK!” at Nightwing as an insult and made him stop for a moment like shIT HOW DID THEY KNOW

(via mscomrade)

fuckyesgrrrls:

cecile-palmer-blog:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

This man deserves all the applause.

Also sex beast? That’s perfect

fuckyesgrrrls:

cecile-palmer-blog:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

This man deserves all the applause.

Also sex beast? That’s perfect

(via mscomrade)

officialbaio:

étudier….

etud…

etu…

et…

e…

d…

dor…

dorm…

dormir.

(via nuellenore)

alishalovescats1701:

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e


AAAAH

alishalovescats1701:

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

AAAAH

(Source: oioiiooixiii, via nofreedomlove)

markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

(via mscomrade)

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

(Source: goreflakes, via nofreedomlove)

ayellowbirds:

audreyii-fic:

ladyofthestrange:

doodleigh:

wall-flawer:

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

Honestly she probably could have.

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

Life goals.

(Source: sandandglass, via chibikanakonyu)

When that one blogger that you admire a lot reblogs something from you and you r just like

image

(Source: coffee-and-tea-with-sara, via kumiko-sama-chan)

Smile, Dear.

(Source: ishvals, via mscomrade)

gazaranightshood:

alihendrixed:

the fact that most queer characters on tv only have straight friends is so laughable to me because in my group of friends that i’ve had since middle school, all but one of us has revealed ourselves to be queer one way or another, like we subconsciously gathered together.

TV has the “token LBGTQ person” real life has the token “straight person”

(Source: janesif, via mscomrade)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

(via mscomrade)

bored-and-weird13:

batter-sempai:

themadcapmathematician:

countsassmaster:

bipper-billdipper:

ultimate-fanboy:

phylum—chordata:

IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODEDIPPER IS TWELVE??????WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿??? I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS


The pointy E. Haha.

Hey may be in advanced classes.when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math

So….Dipper’s a math genius?
8)
…Tell me more.

I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.
Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)
Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.

WAIT. HOLY SHIT. SO MABEL IS SUPER RIGHT-BRAINED AND CREATIVE AS SHIT. AND DIPPER IS SUPER LEFT-BRAINED WITH ALL THIS MATH-Y SKILLS AND SHIT. SO LIKE. WHAT IF BEFORE THEY WERE BORN (BUT LIKE, STILL IN THE WOMB AND SHIT) THE LEFT AND RIGHT BRAIN(S) WERE AT LIKE WAR OR SOMETHING B/C THEY WERE BOTH JUST SO FRIGGIN POWERFUL AND THEN THEY JUST COMPLETELY SPLIT AND THUS MAKING TWINS MABEL AND DIPPER.

bored-and-weird13:

batter-sempai:

themadcapmathematician:

countsassmaster:

bipper-billdipper:

ultimate-fanboy:

phylum—chordata:

IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE
DIPPER IS TWELVE??????
WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿???
I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS

The pointy E. Haha.

Hey may be in advanced classes.
when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math

So….Dipper’s a math genius?

8)

…Tell me more.

I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.

Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)

Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.

WAIT. HOLY SHIT. SO MABEL IS SUPER RIGHT-BRAINED AND CREATIVE AS SHIT. AND DIPPER IS SUPER LEFT-BRAINED WITH ALL THIS MATH-Y SKILLS AND SHIT. SO LIKE. WHAT IF BEFORE THEY WERE BORN (BUT LIKE, STILL IN THE WOMB AND SHIT) THE LEFT AND RIGHT BRAIN(S) WERE AT LIKE WAR OR SOMETHING B/C THEY WERE BOTH JUST SO FRIGGIN POWERFUL AND THEN THEY JUST COMPLETELY SPLIT AND THUS MAKING TWINS MABEL AND DIPPER.

(via mscomrade)